# 10 -- You can trade an old .44 for a new .22

# 9 -- You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8 -- If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7 -- Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.

# 6 -- Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5 -- A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4 -- Handguns function normally every day of the month.

# 3 -- A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

# 2 -- A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman:

# 1 -- You can buy a silencer for a handgun!